bizarro

Ok, picture this scenario.
Drinking with your 82 year old grandma.
As well as discussing your lovelife, or lack thereof.
This was my afternoon. My mother decided to tell my grandmother that I would be dropping by today on my behalf without telling me of course. Until after the fact. But oh well, there was no hockey today, so I walked over. And almost the first thing she said to me, was asking me to go pick her up some more beer. She loves her beer, let me tell you. So I did, and ended up drink four of the six I picked up. And we discussed various family issues, including unfortunately, my baren lovelife. Nonetheless, it was alright, despite the fact that a few topics came up more than once, because once she starts drinking her memory goes kaput. Twas all a little awkward, but she's a sweet old lady.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to continue drinking because tomorrows a holiday.