I thought of you and my worst brings out the best in you

Another day another dollar.
Got my phone and up and running today. I feel so cool and hip.

Practical joke of the day
The victim: Me

I got into the office and glance in my little mailbox and see an envelope. Thinking it was my paycheck I reached in for it only to see that it wasn't, and written on the outside was "To Sean, from all of us". Having no clue what that was all about, I foolishly opened it. The contents: a condom.
I'll admit it. I laughed. Sure the teasing continues, but at least this time it was funny I suppose. Teri's idea was to open it, put the empty wrapper in an envelope with a smiley face on the outside and put it in my boss's mailbox.

Anyways, I'm bored, and tired, so I'm going to bed.

How long can you wait for it?
We don't have it
Never had it
And it ain't coming any time soon
But it's alright
It was all a daydream anyway
Now awakened
So I'm drowning once again
And I don't mind this

You smile
And you see right through me
I'm blinded and I've been fooled again
But it's alright
Never really had it anyway
And I'll stop pretending that we could
And that I don't mind this
Not one bit